Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.
If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either.
Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.
Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike you, do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.
No evil shall happen to the just.
Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records.
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
A pessimist and an optimist, so much the worse so much the better.
Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.
Do you think that you shall enter the Garden of Bliss without such trials as came to those who passed before you?
What you get free costs too much.
Comedy is tragedy that happens to other people.
One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.
If Columbus had turned back, no one would have blamed him. Of course, no one would have remembered him either.
Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.
Lord, Lord, how subject we old men are to this vice of lying!
Nobody expects to trust his body overmuch after the age of fifty.
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
No city should be too large for a man to walk out of in a morning.
When you see a rattlesnake poised to strike you, do not wait until he has struck before you crush him.
No evil shall happen to the just.
Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records.
Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.
A pessimist and an optimist, so much the worse so much the better.
Those that won't be counseled can't be helped.
Do you think that you shall enter the Garden of Bliss without such trials as came to those who passed before you?
What you get free costs too much.
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